Aristocrats

Ohhhhhh damn that is soo wrong.

I LOVE IT

WWE

Bashing Floyd - damn man is nothing sacred. I know it is "sports" enterainment and wrestlers have a higher profile than cyclists other than a certain Texan but to deign to offer social commentary on a "wrasslin" show with jacked "testy" and "roidy" performers is fucking dumb and really sinks to the lowest common (and I mean "common" see link) and basest of commentary as to be beneath contempt. cycling is a far more noble endevour than wrestling any day of the week. They may be on TV every week, but flying up Col De whatever is far more legendary. Disgusting.

Creative ways of saying nothing germaine

Is what I have been doing, it makes a great story teller, but a seemingly spacy interview. I so need to tighten that up, gotta change the player so that I can get back in the game.

We'll see what happens this week in my interviews. Clear concise and on it in way never seen before.

I gotta thank the G for bringing light to a dark situation a bright ray of sunshine. Thank you

Have a nice night

Ohhhhh

Saturday Check Point Chuck

Shhhhhhhhhhsh.

Sleeping

Friday Friday Friday

It's friday. friday night yea! 9:25pm. Having a sprite!

Lance is gay

Nooo shit. Like no one could see that one coming. I am pretty metro but he takes over the top - never hearing about him like that sleazy dude in the Yahoo report or that dude that got clowned on Punk'd. You had to know, poor little girls are crying the world over in their pillows WHYYYYYYYYYYY. At least he did not go out like Michael Jackson....

My bet for the Dopper in Tour Day France is Dessel, yup no results for years and all of a sudden he's a stud, could be training (please I do hope so) or he had the spike in his ass, maybe he should call Lance if he needs help. Hoping for my humor to come back, his could be a worse blog crying an shit in my beer over a lost season and other issues, but who really wants to hear that
crap. Salvation=Bike Bike = Free of fear, Fear= Enemy. I will not be afraid of the future thin or flush I made it this far and I a long assed way to go, so get with the program.

Unraveled

The threads are frayed and the tapestry is unwound. Why is so fracking hard to find a gig. Part time / full time no time. This has reached past the level of frustraion and freakin out. This process has cost me to much and given back too little I have learned a lot but the emotional turmoil is excating a price that is too steep and hurtful. The failures are pretty much complete and I kneel down in humility and acceptance that fate has dealt me some blows. I am lost.

Are you kidding

NEW YORK - The PBS Kids Sprout network has fired the host of "The Good Night Show" after learning she had appeared in videos called Technical Virgin(s).

The host, Melanie Martinez, had alerted network officials about one of the videos late last week and she was immediately taken off the air."PBS Kids Sprout has determined that the dialogue in this video is inappropriate for her role as a preschool program host and may undermine her character's credibility with our audience," said Sandy Wax, network president.

Airing for three hours each evening, "The Good Night Show" airs soothing stories and cartoons designed to get an audience of 2-to-5-year-olds ready for bed. Each night, Martinez guides a puppet character into dreamland. Martinez is a stage actress and mother of a toddler.

In the two "Technical Virgin" videos - made before she landed the children's show job - she spoofs PSAs about how young women can keep their virginity. PBS Kids Sprout airs children's programming 24 hours a day and is seen in about 20 million of the nation's 110 million television homes. "The Good Night Show" has been temporarily replaced by cartoons while a search is conducted for a new host.

Ahh snap

Get some over there.... Vader in all his badass glory.

Help

Calling all cyclist's - does anyone wish to donate 2 vouchers for bike transport?

Holla at me super quick and I'll make it worth your while to call me back with info or vouchers.

My day

started well enough a good interview and handing off resumes, at the last stop Hans decided to cough and sputter then die. Got him restarted and booked ass home, left him in the lot running and went in and changed clothes and call the car wrench, not good, not good at all.

So I have a busted car 2 interviews on Monday and no ride, a few bucks and not a whole lot of options at present. Oh my place is for sale so if you know someone that wants a condo in Denver/Aurora/Arap county send them to me. I am bailing out big time and whatever you want you can buy from me.

Note from my parents.... People lose homes all the time and they come right back stronger and smarter. Cheerful thought but not what you want to hear when you life is flushed down the drain, not even an offer of help after humiliating and humbling myself in front of them, to have them turn up the noses and wander off to buy 5 grand in golf clubs is fucking disgusting. They better never need a kidney. I am out but not down.

Ohhh no 2

Bad day on the bike in full color.

holy smokes.

Too see it just click on the ohhh no 2 header and you'll redirected to the cyclingnews web site to see what the heck I am talking about.

BOOOOOOMM2

Damn don't call it a come back, call it redemption!

BOOOOOOOM

wow. I did not see that coming.

Dude

call me later the Gilmour Girls is on............

Ohh NO!

Everyone be on the lookout for an Orange Maverick in Boulder and the surrounding area.

Brae got his jacked by some lowlife. An orange Maverick is rare and beautiful thing let's get it back for him.

Damn!

I have nada

No pride no shame and laying it all out for the world to see. I am damn near broke, the house could be gone in matter of months, I am working in, irony of ironies the mortgage biz. Is that a cruel joke or what?

No handouts a handup would be good. Thanks for reading and send positive vibes my way if you could.

Where are the parents you ask? On their own planet and seemingly unconcered. I guess this is one lesson I need to learn on my own and take one in the teeth.

Ahh aint life grand.

just about done

the house is now for sale - I gotta dump it asap. If yu know someone that wants a condo cheap let me know. God out of frying pan into an inferno.

God help me and send your prayers.

Missing Saddle

Go there and check out Mike Jones on Cribs! Oh my I was laughing my ass off.

Damn Stupid hot

Still like 90 out. No A/C fan blowing drinking water by the gallon with more heat on the schedule.

The breeze is still frackin hot - cool breeze I miss you - I want those two days of rain and cool temps back please.

Finally Cool Enough

Outside to sit down and write something.

One word: HEAT. Okay you can turn it off now, we get it it's summer. Felt like the asphalt was melting all over and heat stroke is a real threat. Yikes.

Saturday night update - So who uses MacOS besides hawkes? Vote now.

Good race for the pro's today, impressive.

Trying to kick

The habit of chewing 2 weeks ago was good, this week not so much. Can you say GROUCHY. Try kickin it it is hard hard hard. Symptoms?

In active tobacco users, a lack of nicotine produces a wide range of withdrawal symptoms, including any or all of the following:
Headache. (Yup)
Nausea. (Yup)
Constipation or diarrhea. (Huh? Are you kidding)
Falling heart rate and blood pressure. (Not Sure)
Fatigue, drowsiness and insomnia. ( How the hell does that work)
Irritability. (yup for sure)
Difficulty concentrating. (trying to work through it)
Anxiety. (ohhh yeah)
Depression. (sometimes)
Increased hunger and caloric intake. (Too much candy already)
Increased pleasantness of the taste of sweets. (Yeah candy is bad okay)
Tobacco cravings. (Nah this does not happen)

This is the compound I am fighting tooth and nail.

C10H14N2

national nude week sports or something

friday update right there. That was according to Leno about 3 minutes ago so.. here is the link. It is a seriously old link but pretty fun never-the-less. Savvy?

Good Gawd

Treefarm is the Champ! Sam S Sam J and Colin go 1/2/3! T-Bone won Marathon, sweet mother of mercy.

Time for some gluten free scrimps and a 40 to celebrate.

*** Tour Spolier***

Landis in YELLOW!

Nice job!

Up for 2/3 jobs with one other dangling by a thread I think.

WWWD

Yes it is What Would Walker Do time. Let's see if I can get him on the phone to answer some questions on cycling.

Please Stand By.....

Bad moon rising?

I do realize it has been 90 days of joblessness. Passive agressive is my name now. Passive in interviews and aggresive when I do not get the job.

90 days later

No job heat from everyone and I mean everyone.

Can I feel worse? Can I not find a part time gig?

I am in no persons land and I am fearful of losing even more that I already have lost.

Ever had a conversation that hurt more than i helped? Welcome to my world. 30 interviews and no job.I had an offer that dried up and since then zippo. I am losing it man (or woman) i feel abandoned and so very lonely. Life is on hold and all the comes with is it nearly done. Being a jobless leper feels like sh**(*( add hearing from parents and loved ones has me ready to throw myself off the balcony which probably is the best choice at the moment. Thank everyone but this has to end someway or another and this is nearing the end.

Yeah Hawkes and Walker

Those two did good work out in Pennsltucky.

The other Esole's kids did well too, not to forget them ya know.

Joey was fun to hang with thanks man!

dhl THANKS.

Back to the grind stone....

That Audio blogger

Those posts are from last week and they some how popped up now.

So anyway I got a good 2plus hours in on the bike today feel really good nice ride could throw some power down. I think I may have finally recovered. Time to start the new plan and get a road and mountain result this year before shutting it down for a month and then starting back up. The shut down will be in November so plenty of time to do some damage.

What is that big glowy thing up there?

Ohhh yeah it is the SUN!

Sweet!

Another Rainy Day

Not bemoaning the fact that we need this so badly - it is just dreary, grey and cold. The forcast calls for a heat up in a big way in a few days. This will be a shock to the system and I hope that I don't get sick. Lots of sneezing and coughing must be a ton of mold and such from the rain.

Feel like riding - but it is just to wet out and I want nothing to do with the trainer.

Friday Night Fights

Or fighting off sleepiness, boredem, hunger or whatever.

Wahoo's FT were sorta good this time - last time it was an adventure and I mentioned it to Wing we had a good laugh and that was it.

Okay so that is yourrrrrrrr frrrrrriiiidddaaaaaayyy nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniggggggghht update.

Garish is it not?

off to interview

and be judged or not judge on an hours worth of realitive merit or not depending on whom your sitting with. Such a frustrating ordeal and sorta painful to deal with. But solidering on is the call of the day, week, month and so on and so forth.

Waiting for a few call backs and seeing how when you have a job there is nt a real since of urgency and when your without - your letting it all hang out.

Ride was fun, legs are a touch sore but hopefully the new program with have me going in the right direction shortly.

Gone Ridin

If anyone is up for a ride today let me know. I am going out later in the day and would like to get about 2 hours of steady riding in.

Hasta.

Damn it is a downpour

Watching the pops was a trip since I was there for the milenium celebration. A zillion people beered up ready for explosions and then the mad dash for the T or something. Made me a little misty eyed for a minute.

A dip in the creek makes you fast

Yes it's true.

Joe says howdy to the reading and listening audience.

Now that was fun and reliving the not so distant past is always fun, we are both with out jobs and while that is not fun, we decided that you still have to live a full and fun life.

Two interviews tomorrow, I hope that they are over long weekend-itis and are able to make some decisions with some expediency.

Hawkes - those glasses are finally on the way - guess they were on the road for 3 months or something, sheesh, I got a pair that are way too large but pretty stylish. I may put them bitches on Ebay or hook one of the kids up with some serious style since those Boulder kids are all about tie die, hemp skirts and bota bags.

Beer Makes You slow

I am gonna find out how slow in the am.

Gawd I like beer, but this is stupid.

It was not even a lot maybe 6 beers over 6 hours but dragging my ass upstairs sucked and it was only three flights and 30 stairs max..

I need to rest for like a week. Being a "pro" has killed me.

Cracked

Soo tired

Ohh yeah

My boy Joe is in town - it is sooo on! Time to hatch the plan.

Time to venge a couple of situations and talk story.

I have some classic shots from cycling/salsa/scenes so I'll get to that later.

AH - dude can the bike be an any bigger tweaker? Almost like that tweaker with kid who just looked dirty.

Okay I keep turning the channel when they talk about the tour DAY france.

c-67-165-205-186.hsd1.co.comcast.net We figured out who that is.

Sheesh.

The Pyscho's

Were going hard today - man the Short track looked like a killer. The XC course seems pretty unchanged from the last years and will be fast and punchy.

This one is going to hurt like a mother..

Saturday - Thor!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday - Floyd? Dude a flat? Come on! lost 9 seconds THAT WAS THE WIN DUDE.