YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CYCLING WHEN ........................
#10 - Your surgeon tells you you need a heart valve replacement and youask if you have a choice between presta and schraeder.
#9 - A measurement of 44-36-40 doesn't refer to the latest Playboycenterfold, but to a gear ratio you want.
#8 - A Power Bar starts tasting better than a Snickers.
#7 - The bra your significant other finds in your glove compartmentbelongs to your Trek and not the cute waitress at Denny's.
#6 - You wear your heart monitor to bed to make sure you stay withinyour target zone during any extracurricular activities.
#5 - You ask the funeral director if you can ride your Cannondale in afuneral procession.
#4 - You experience an unreasonable envy over someone who has bar endextenders longer than yours.
#3 - You're too tired for hanky-panky on a Friday night but pump out afive-hour century on Saturday.
#2 - Your wife tells you the only way she'll let you ride across thecountry is over her dead body and you tell her "If that's the case,you'll be my first speed bump.
#1 - You no longer require a hankie to blow your nose!
